Posted by: themoviecheese | September 1, 2011

My “DC Comics Relaunch 52” Pull List and Why I’ve Chosen Them

Starting on 31st August, DC Comics will start rolling out and relaunching almost their entire library of comics, with 52 brand new #1 issues. Starting with Justice League, each series will see a reboot of the stories we have grown up with since DC Comics first launched in 1934. Below I am listing my “pull list” (the series’ that I have decided to start collecting as they are released).

1. Superman #1

Why? – Because Superman is the staple point of DC Comics. You can’t be a DC fan and not be a Superman fan, that’s a simple fact. The new costume is a little crazy. There’s a bit too much detail for my liking, but regardless, I love the exclusion of the “red underwear” – that was well overdue. I’m excited to see what storyline they pull into this and I can see myself really pulling the majority of issues well into it’s entire span.

2. Justice League #1

Why? – Justice League is pretty much a given. Geoff John’s new series will completely retell the story of how these super-powered beings met. Issue #2 will feature a fight scene between Batman and Superman. The art work is done by Jim Lee. In my eyes, anybody who doesn’t collect this is an idiot. Coming from Geoff Johns, the story will be nothing short of amazing. Simply put, Johns is the best thing to ever happen to DC Comics and this series will be more proof of that. I am a little miffed at the exclusion of Martian Manhunter, and I’m even more miffed at the fact that they replaced him with Steel of all people. But regardless, it will still be a brilliant series.

3. Action Comics #1

Why? – Because it’s “action comics”. Action Comics always has been and always will be the number one and most important series of the entire DC Comics library. The redesigned costume for AC’s version of Superman is fucking amazingly brilliant. I just love the simplicity of it all. Also did I mention it’s being authored by Grant “the man” Morrison? Yes, Action Comics will be a definitive long-standing series of pure excellence. In fact, at face value, it has the potential to be the best series of the entire 52-series relaunch.

4. Animal Man #1

Why? – Because Animal Man, aka Buddy Baker has always been one of the coolest DC superheros, with one of the coolest superpowers – the power to mimic hundreds of abilities from the world’s various animals, including the strength of a Tyrannosaurus Rex and the electricity of an electric eel. During the 1980’s Animal Man was revamped and rebooted to be one a selection of series’ to become more dark and mature. And it looks like Dan Green and Travel Foreman are set to replicate that and then some with this new series. The story promises a strong focus on family dynamics and Buddy’s own daughter begins experiences frightening new powers of her own. Animal Man will be one of those underdog series that probably not a lot of people will buy into, but I’ll definitely be there.

5. Green Arrow #1

Why? – Because Green Arrow, aka Oliver Queen, is a character I have never had that much love for…and I want that to change. After all, he is the best friend of Hal Jordan, my favorite DC character. I’m actually immensely excited for Green Arrow strictly for this purpose. He’s one of the DC characters who is a true badass, like Batman with a bow. I just hope it does well and the story is interesting enough for me to stick with it.

6. Deathstroke #1

Why? – Because, with Kyle Higgins behind it, Deathstroke has the potential to be the most mature, brutal, gory and fucking insane series of the entire relaunch. Plus…everyone loves an anti-hero, and Deathstroke is exactly that. A crazy motherfucker with lots of swords, Deathstroke slices and dices and asks questions later. This series is going to be mega fun, I can’t wait.

7. Green Lantern #1

Why? – Isn’t it obvious? Green Lantern has always been my favorite superhero of all time. There are a stupidly massive amount of different Green Lantern series’ in the relaunch, including Green Lantern Corps and Green Lantern: New Guardians, but I’ve decided to only go for two of the lines. The first one is the standard Green Lantern which tells a story based on, who else, Hal Jordan and Sinestro. It won’t be an origin story though – thank Christ. As the series is being authored by, once again who else, Geoff Johns. Johns pioneered Green Lantern back into super-stardom with his simply amazing series of graphic novels which included Secret Origins and Rebirth (which saw the return of Hal Jordan after his transformation into the villain Parallax in the series “Emerald Twilight”). So for Johns to retell Jordan’s story again would just be stupid. Instead, this is to be a completely new story that somehow reintroduces Sinestro into the Green Lantern Corps (quite how that’s going to work is anyone’s guess, considering Sinestro’s incredibly dark past).

8. Red Lanterns #1

Why? – Red Lanterns is the only other “lanterns” series I am pulling. A series based on the brutal Red Lanterns and Attrocitus in general is going to be fucking epic. It’ll be interesting to see which out of Red Lanterns and Deathstroke ends up being more violent. I’d also love for there to be a story involving Abin Sur or Sinestro. And again, everyone loves an anti-hero as a main focal point.

9. Wonder Woman #1

Why? – Wonder Woman always has brilliant storylines. The only problem with Wonder Woman is that with brilliant storylines also comes the occasional saggy story. I just hope this series can keep it’s focus, because when Wonder Woman is brilliant, it’s damn near godly. But when it’s shit, it’s pig shit.

10. Nightwing #1

Why? – Because Nightwing is one of the coolest DC characters. What DC did with Nightwing was take one of the worst characters in the entire DC roster (Dick Grayson/Robin) and reboot him into a new hero called Nightwing, effectively turning him into a DC version of Marvel’s Daredevil. Nightwing quickly became a cooler “dark knight” than The Dark Knight himself Batman. I’ve always loved Nightwing, and a new series centered on him is always welcomed. And being authored by Kyle Higgins means it’s going to be incredibly dark.

11. Aquaman #1

Why? – Because Aquaman has one of the greatest origin stories of all the DC superheros and pretty much all supeheros in general. It’s practically Shakespearian with it’s strong focus on family dynamics and fallen empires, betrayal and loyalty. This new series is also being written by, who else, Geoff Johns. Johns will bring out the drama contained in Aquaman’s past out like never before.

12. The Flash #1

Why? – I must admit I am sort of on the fence on this one. Whilst I do have heaps of respect for The Flash as a character, and I think a live-action movie is well overdue…I can’t see this series having that much of a griping story. I don’t know, maybe I’ll be proven wrong, and I am going to give it a chance just because it’s The Flash, but if it hasn’t gripped me by at least the third issue, I can see myself removing this from my pull list.

And last but by no means least: 13. Batman: The Dark Knight #1

Why? – Because it’s fucking Batman. Like Green Lantern, there are tons of Batman arcs in this relaunch, including Detective Comics, Batwing and Batgirl. The only one I’m dedicating to is The Dark Knight, purely because it’s being written by David Finch (of Brightest Day fame), and the story sounds the most intriguing. I am however, on the fence with Batgirl, as I want to see just how Barbara is…you know…walking. I’m gonna wait for a few reviews of Batgirl, and if it seems cool, I’m gonna add that to my pull list as well.

I’ll also be posting up reviews of each of the #1’s that I get (although when that’ll be I don’t know since they seem to be in increasingly low supply).

Posted by: themoviecheese | August 17, 2011

A Film About The Invention Of The Vibrator…no, seriously.

Last year David Fincher directed The Social Network, an oscar nominated movie about the invention of Facebook. Many movie-goers scoffed at the thought of such a plot…but then they saw the actual film and saw that it was a brilliantly directed (it IS Fincher after all), fantastically acted and thoroughly entertaining piece of cinema. It was so good, that it made it into the “number 2” spot on my “Top Ten Films of 2010” list.

Well now it seems there is another “invention” film that may just require us to use “benefit of the doubt”. This time, however, it is the invention of something completely different. Tanya Wexler’s Hysteria tells of the invention of the “vibrator”. Yes…THAT vibrator. Specifically, it tells the story of Victorian doctor Joseph Mortimer Granville’s invention of a device to cure women’s hysteria. The film stars Jonathan Pryce and Maggie Gyllenhaal.

Anywho, check out the trailer below:

Posted by: themoviecheese | August 9, 2011

Marvel vs. DC, part one

Marvel vs. DC, part one

WAIT! Before you go thinking “Oh god, here he goes again, he’s gonna go off on one for 16 paragraphs about why DC rules and Marvel sucks” – But you’re wrong. Instead, in this little article, I’ve decided to pit specific DC characters against similar Marvel characters and use a non-biased (honest) formula to see who out of each fight would remain victorious.

This idea came to me, after a discussion on facebook where a friend of mine likened a fight between Superman, Batman and Thor. I immediately put my best geek hat on to debunk the fight, but then I thought to myself “But how about Hulk? Supes vs. Hulk would be a damn close fight”. I then read on the internet that Capcom are wanting to develop a “Marvel vs. DC” videogame in the same vein as Marvel vs. Capcom or Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. And then I really got thinking…and what follows are the results…

1. Aquaman (DC) vs. Namor (Marvel)

Who are they:

Aquaman

 Aquaman is Arthur Curry, a water-breathing superhero from the lost city of Atlantis. Due to his heritage, Aquaman possesses various superpowers such as superhuman strength, tremendous swimming speeds, and could also fully communicate with all sea creatures and have them do his bidding. Aquaman’s biggest weakness is that he has to come into contact with water once per hour or he will die.

Namor the Sub-Mariner

 Namor the Sub-Mariner is Namor McKenzie, the mutant son of a sea captain and of the princess of the mythical underwater city of Atlantis (yeah, I know, I’ll admit DC ripped off Marvel on this one. Totally). Like Aquaman, Namor possesses superhuman strength allowing him to swim at tremendous speeds, incredible durability and agility, and he can also fly.

Who wins:

An interesting fight this. Both characters are almost exactly the same and share very similar powers. There are two things that Namor has over Aquaman. The first is his ability to fly, which would enable him to escape defeat, but then what? How is he going to defeat Aquaman? We could end the fight on a draw due to escape, but that would be boring, and eventually Namor would have to return to finish the job. The second thing Namor has over Aquaman however is Aquaman’s vulnerability to oxygen. Aquaman has to return to water every hour or he will die. Namor doesn’t have this problem. There are some comics that depicted Namor having mood swings whenever he went too long without water, but he never had the risk of dying. However, in my eyes, this fight can be cleared up by one single ability: Aquaman’s ability to communicate with sea life, and thus summon an entire army of furious sharks, killer whales, barracudas etc. Now you could say “Why would they attack the prince of Atlantis?” But then the very idea of Namor and Aquaman existing in the same plain is a paradox in itself, considering they are pretty much the same person. Aquaman wins.

2. The Flash (DC) vs. Quicksilver (Marvel)

Who are they:

The Flash

 The Flash is Barry Allen (as well as other incarnations), a forensics scientist who was hit by a load of chemicals that somehow gave him immense superhuman speeds. The Flash has many abilities that attribute towards his speed increase such as incredible running speeds, superquick reflexes, and incredibly fast information flow. The Flash also has the ability to tap into Speed Force; a seperate dimension allowing speedsters to tap into their true powers and even enter an entirely new physical dimension.

Quicksilver

Quicksilver is Pietro Maximoff, the son of mutant Magneto. Like his father, Quicksilver is a mutant, but instead of being gifted with the ability to control metal, Quicksilver is gifted with the power of speed. As well as being able to move and think at superhuman speeds, Quicksilver can also use his speed to create cyclone strength winds.

Who wins:

Again we have two very similar combatants. With one notable difference. Now, bare with me on this one as you all know my Marvel knowledge is somewhat limited, so I could be talking complete bollocks, never the less hear me out: Quicksilver has a sister known as Scarlet Witch. Now, it is to my belief that Quicksilver can use his sister’s powers to alter reality to his own advantage. It’s something to do with something in the Marvel universe known as the Terrigan Mists. Do I still have you attention? Good, ‘cos now it gets interesting. When Quicksilver enters this mist he looses his mutant powers, but gains new powers. These new powers enable Quicksilver to jump between time frames and create new versions of himself in different spots. In other words, to The Flash it would seem like Quicksilver is so fast that he is literally bouncing all over the place. This would confuse The Flash and lower is stance drastically. Sure, The Flash could simply move to the Speed Force dimension, but then we are faced with the same problem that Namor had in his fight with Aquaman – eventually he would have to go back. Quicksilver wins.

3. Wonder Woman (DC) vs. She-Hulk (Marvel)

Who are they:

Wonder Woman

Wonder Woman is Princess Diana of Themyscira, the Amazon people. Wonder Woman’s many abilities include incredibly high strength possibly only rivalled by Superman himself, Super speed movement and endurance, expert in several martial arts techniques, self-healing, complete resistance to all magic, ability to gain the truth through her Lasso of Truth, and a huge array of other magical weaponry.

She-Hulk

She-Hulk is Jennifer Walters, cousin of Bruce Banner (the original Hulk). Exposed to the same gamma radiation that affected her cousin, Walter is transformed into She-Hulk, giving her superhuman strength and endurance as well as other abilities that include regenerative healing, and the ability to power switch.

Who wins:

This fight simply comes down to strength and who has more of it. There are a few conflicting powers here and there but none of them really matter. Wonder Woman’s flight could only be used as an escape tactic, her self-healing is pointless since She-Hulk has the same ability. She-Hulk’s power-switching is pointless because it only works on women of the same race. So in order to come to an outcome here, we have to look at some of the physical achievements the characters have achieved. At one point, She-Hulk was able to lift The Thing with one arm, her body is almost entirely invulnerable and she is without doubt the most physically strongest female character in the entire Marvel Universe. However, Wonder Woman has been said time and time again to be so strong that she could possibly surpass even Supergirl. Supergirl is Superman’s cousin, and therefore also Kryptonian. Now, while Supergirl may not be as strong as Superman, she is still Kryptonian which makes her incredibly strong. Also Wonder Woman’s skin produce no acids, which gives her flawless endurance. She-Hulk also has the weakness of loosing slight intelligence and just becoming a wrecking-ball upon transformation. Whereas Wonder Woman has a brilliant warrior mind throughout as well as careful martial arts mastery. And let’s not forget that Wonder Woman once held her own (albeit didn’t defeat) against Doomsday, the one being who has successfully killed Superman. Also what’s to say that Wonder Woman wouldn’t find a way to revert She-Hulk back into her human form? And then what? It would be incredibly close, and would go on for a long time…but Wonder Woman would definitely eventually win.

4. Batman (DC) vs. The Punisher (Marvel)

Who are they:

Batman

Batman is Bruce Wayne; millionaire by day, Dark Knight by night. Batman is a regular man with extraordinary fighting skills and intellect that set him apart from almost every other human being on the planet. His many abilities include being a master of almost every single form of martial arts on the planet, expert with various high-tech equipment and weaponry, genius-level intellect and incredible observation skills that gives him the title of “the world’s greatest detective”.

The Punisher

The Punisher is Frank Castle; the ultimate Marvel anti-hero and vigilante who uses such extreme tactics as murder, war, torture and kidnap as part of his battle with crime. An established war veteran, Punisher is a master of various types of martial arts, he is highly trained in all forms of armed combat, a demolitions expert and has an exceptionally high pain tolerance.

Who wins:

The big difference here is the types of weapons that both fighters use. Batman employs defensive, ninja-like weapons like smoke bombs and throwing stars. The Punisher on the other hand uses guns and explosives, and lots of them. But, having said that, what separates  The Punisher from the countless “badguys with guns” that have tried to dispose of Batman in the past? Sure, Punisher may be a highly trained ex-operative, but so are most of Joker’s men as well…and look how far they’ve got. We also have to remember Batman’s tactical skills. Punisher is a brilliant tactician as well, but it is never stated that he is the greatest in the world. Where as the DC Universe make this statement about Batman all the time. Also look at all the foes that Batman has vanquished, Bane with his incredibly enhanced strength and endurance, Joker the greatest criminal mind in the world, etc. When all said and done, Punisher is just some dude with a lot of guns. Batman wins.

5. Green Lantern (DC) vs. Dr Strange (Marvel)

Who are they:

Green Lantern/Hal Jordan

Green Lantern is Hal Jordan, gifted test pilot who has become a member of the Green Lantern Corps; a corps of intergalactic law bringers who use the energy of willpower as their weapon, fueled by a ring that enables them to create solid objects out of anything they envision in their minds. Green Lantern can use his ring to create any object, heal himself to full, create huge shields and even fly, covering himself in a protective coating that allows him to breath in space.

Dr Strange

Dr Strange is Dr Stephen Vincent Strange; a neurosurgeon who is gifted with magical powers by an ancient being in the Himalayas. Dr Strange is a master magician, who can use his magic to create any effect or object he desires (much like Green Lantern’s thought process abilities). He can also heal himself, resurrect the dead, freezing time, and contact anyone telepathically.

Who wins:

This may at first seem like a pretty uneven match, but both superheros so in fact have very similar powers. Both can think up and summon any object they desire with their minds. Now, there is one huge advantage that Green Lantern has over Dr Strange: he can breath in space. However, before Green Lantern would have the chance to use this advantage, I think Dr Strange would use this little yet effective maneuver: freeze time, steal Green Lantern’s ring. Dr Strange wins.

6. Superman (DC) vs. The Incredible Hulk (Marvel)

Who are they:

Superman

Superman is Kal-El (or Clark Kent as he is known in his seemingly human alter-ego); an alien being from the lost planet of Krypton who was sent to Earth before his planet’s destruction. The difference in gravity on planet Earth (Krypton’s gravity is MUCH higher) bestows Kal-El with near unfathomable strength, almost complete invulnerability, super speed stamina and reflexes, super breath, x-ray vision, heat vision and flight.

The Incredible Hulk

Hulk is Dr Bruce Banner; a  brilliant scientist who is hit with gamma radiation transforming him into The Incredible Hulk, a huge green beast in incredible almost unlimited strength, accelerated healing and dynamic durability. However, upon transformation, Banner looses a huge amount of intellect and control, and pretty much just becomes a huge green wrecking ball.

Who wins:

These two have been the debate of many a comic-book fan for many years, so I’m here now to put it to rest. It has been stated countless times that Hulk is the physically strongest character in the whole Marvel universe. However, he has on occasion been beaten in hand-to-hand combat by the likes of Spider-man and even Namor. Whereas Superman has always upheld his dominance over the rest of the DC heroes, instead only ever being beaten in speed by the likes of The Flash, and never actually being beaten in actual combat. In fact, post-Crisis Superman was at one point so ridiculously strong that he destroyed anti-matter (a fucking black hole) with his bear hands. And even if (and that’s a big if) Hulk could match Superman’s strength, he certainly can’t match his intellect. But really this fight does just come down to one thing and one thing only: Superman can breath in space…Hulk can’t. Superman wins.

7. Martian Manhunter (DC) vs. Thor (Marvel)

Who are they:

The Martian Manhunter

The Martian Manhunter is J’onn J’onzz; an alien from the planet Mars who is accidentally beamed to Earth by a scientist who dies shortly after. With no means of returning home, J’onn decides to use his many abilities to join the Justice League and fight crime until an opportunity presents itself that will allow him to return home. Among J’onn’s many abilities are super strength, shapeshifting, telekinesis, speed, invisibility, heightened senses and intelligence, self-healing and flight.

Thor

Thor is Thor Odinson; the Asgardian god of thunder who is sent to Earth by his father Odin to learn humanity and compassion. Thor’s powers and abilities differ, and depend on whether he is in possession of his mighty hammer Mjolnir. Without his hammer, he is still gifted with super strength, speed and durability. With it, he becomes a god and powerhouse with abilities such as flight, energy absorption, weather manipulation and dimensional transportation among many others.

Who wins:

This would make one hell of an interesting fight. One one hand Thor is practically a god, but on the other hand even with his mighty hammer, Martian Manhunter has a LOT more defensive abilities. Thor’s morale relies on his teammates and his relationship with his family a lot of the times. Which means Martian Manhunter could try a shape-shifting tactic to reduce his opponents morale to allow for a sneaky ambush. There is no doubt in my mind that Martian Manhunter is a LOT more intelligent than Thor. He may not be as strong (but then even that is debatable as it has been stated that MM’s strength is in fact quite close to that of Superman’s) but he would definitely out-fight his opponent in wills and wits. Thor’s extra abilities are defined by his hammer , so without this hammer, Martian Manhunter would undoubtably win the fight. But getting rid of the hammer would be a real pain in the arse. However, should the hammer be destroyed, Thor would loose his abilities all together. This is a really tough fight that could literally go either way. I think in the end though, it comes down to who has more abilities and intellect. Thor isn’t exactly invincible. In fact, at one point during the comics Dr Strange told Thor that were his hammer to break again, Thor would definitely die. Martian Manhunter wins.

8. Nightwing (DC) vs. Daredevil (Marvel)

Who are they:

Nightwing

Nightwing is Dick Grayson; formerly known as Robin and Batman’s sidekick, he is now a completely self-dependant superhero in Gotham City. He adopted his new persona as a means of maturity, and adopted a new costume of dark blues and blacks and armed himself with two escrima sticks as his weapons of choice. Nightwing has a formidable amount of martial arts mastery under his belt including escrima, capoeira, aikido, savat, and judo among many others. He also carries with him various tactical weaponry including batarangs, jump-lines, and gas capsules. He is a prodigal athlete, possessing near superhuman agility and acrobatic skills.

Daredevil

Daredevil is Matt Murdock, a lawyer who, as a young boy, was hit by radioactive substances that turned him blind, but heightened the rest of his senses to superhuman capabilities giving him superhuman senses, reflexes and amazing acrobatic skills. Daredevil also fights with two escrima sticks employing a huge number of martial arts styles.

Who wins:

Man, this is one hell of a tough fight. Both fighters are pretty much an exact match as far as fighting skills and agility go. The only noticeable difference being Daredevil’s blindness and thus his heightened senses. But in Daredevil’s greatest strength also lies his greatest weakness. Because of his superhuman hearing and smell, he can very easily be subdued with a very strong odor or a high pitch sound-wave. This added with Nightwing’s various tactical weapons, would ensure his victory. Nightwing wins.

So then, so far we have:-

Aquaman (DC) vs. Namor (Marvel) – Winner: Aquaman (DC)

The Flash (DC) vs. Quicksilver (Marvel) – Winner: Quicksilver (Marvel)

Wonder Woman (DC) vs. She-Hulk (Marvel) – Winner: Wonder Woman (DC)

Batman (DC) vs. The Punisher (Marvel) – Winner: Batman (DC)

Green Lantern (DC) vs. Dr Strange (Marvel) – Winner: Dr Strange (Marvel)

Superman (DC) vs. The Incredible Hulk (Marvel) – Winner: Superman (DC)

The Martian Manhunter (DC) vs. Thor (Marvel) – Winner: The Martian Manhunter (DC)

Nightwing (DC) vs. Daredevil (Marvel) – Winner: Nightwing (DC)

So as it stands we are at: DC – 6, and Marvel – 2

I hope you’ll agree that thus far I’ve been very fair (even made Green Lantern – my favorite superhero – loose), and taken all aspect and powers into account.

Tune in for part two when I’ll be pitting the villains of DC against the villains of Marvel!

Comments below as always…

Stop EVERYTHING you are doing DC fans! The very first official image from Zack Snyder’s Superman reboot Superman: Man of Steel has finally been unleashed, revealing rising star Henry Cavill in full Superman costume! Check it the motherfuck out…

Click image for bigger version.

Well it certainly looks like we are in for the Superman film we’ve all been waiting for. The Superman from the comic books has yet to be seen on screen (I love the Reeve films, but come on, Superman is a badass now a days in comics), but here we have it; clearly a much more edgy and action-oriented Superman. Little-known actor Henry Cavill is taking the reins (you may remember him from mini series The Tudors). He is being joined by an all star cast that includes Kevin Costner, Russell Crowe, Michael Shannon and Amy Adams.

Now, back to the picture, it looks like they’ve decided to drop the silly red underwear which is a good thing in my eyes. Instead they’ve opted for a costume that resembles the newer look of Superman in the comics, like this:

The new costume in the rebooted series of DC comics "Superman", out this September.

Overall I’m extremely happy with this, and it looks like we’ll finally get to at least see Superman throw a fucking punch. And no, the lame-ass fight scenes in Smallville don’t count. If you want to check out a REAL Superman vs. Darkseid fight scene, then check out the clip below:

Superman: Man of Steel will hit cinemas some time in Summer 2013. It stars Henry Cavill as Kal-El/Clark Kent/Superman, Kevin Costner as Jonathan Kent, Diane Lane as Martha Kent, Michael Shannon as General Zod, Amy Adams as Lois Lane, Laurence Fishbourne as Perry White, and Russell Crowe as Jor-El. It is written by David Goyer, directed by Zack Snyder, and produced by Christopher Nolan and Warner Bros.

Thoughts? Think this new edgy and gritty tone is exactly what Superman needs? Or do you think it should be a more brighter, family-friendly affair like the Christopher Reeves films? Comments below…

 

 

 

2011’s Comic Con is over, and to deliver some of you the good that were on display, I’ve decided to compile a list of some of the best movie trailers and clips that were on display:

1. Fright Night remake – Peter Vincent (David Tennant) clip

Firstly is the clip finally showing us David Tennant’s take on douchy magician and vampire expert Peter Vincent in the remake of 1985’s cult horror film Fright Night. One thing’s for sure, it’s definitely light years different from Roddy McDowall’s performance from the original, with Tennant taking on a more gothic take that seems like a cross between David Bowie and Russell Brand. It does look brilliant though, and most importantly; funny. So if you want to see previous Dr Who get all gothed up and prance around like a modern-day Captain Jack Sparrow, then this film will definitely be for you. Check out the clip…

 

 

2. Star Wars Blu-ray Collection – deleted scenes trailer reel

 

Twentieth Century Fox revealed a teaser of the upcoming Star Wars Blu-ray Collection. The teaser is basically a montage of never-before-seen deleted scenes to be included as a special feature. The best thing about this montage is that it retains the retro-feel of the original trilogy, and reminds us why we all prefer the original unedited versions over the extended versions from the year 2000. The Collection will be in stores 12th September. Check out the clip…

 

3. The Amazing Spider-man – teaser trailer

Also revealed at both comic-con and to the net was the first teaser trailer for the Spider-man reboot The Amazing Spider-man. As most of you know, I’ve actually been quite looking forward to this for one reason: it stars Andrew Garfield (of Social Network fame). A fantastic actor, if anybody was going to take over the role from Tobey Maguire, it was him. Well this new trailer…it certainly looks a lot different than Sam Raimi’s original trilogy. It looks like it has a much bigger focus of family and Parker’s past and certainly looks a lot darker. Which is always a good thing when creating a reboot (see Batman Begins). Also, I love the first-person free-running/web-slinging sequence at the end. Check it out…

 

4. Knights of Badassdom – trailer

The first trailer for Joe Lynch’s horror comedy Knights of Badassdom was also released. Centering on the geek activity of LARPing (that’s Live Action Roleplay to non-geeks), it centers on a small group of friends who are on a LARPing quest when they accidentally wake a succubus witch who then sets out to tear the LARPing group apart. The horror comedy genre has taken a bit of a slump recently, lets hope either this or the Fright Night remake can set it on the right course once again. Check out the trailer…

 

5. Andrew Niccol’s In Time – trailer

Andrew Niccol (visionary director of ace sci-fi films such as Gattaca and The Truman Show) revealed the trailer for his up and coming sci-fi thriller In Time, starring Justin Timberlake and Cillian Murphy. Now, bear with me on this one because it’s one hell of a plot: the film is set in a dystopian future where people stop aging at the age of 25. The catch is that once you reach the age of 25, a clock on your arm starts ticking down and you only have a further one year to live. People pay for everyday things like taxi-rides and bar drinks with time (i.e. a cup of coffee costs 4 minutes). The film centers on a young man (Justin Timberlake) who is given 100 years by a mysterious stranger. However, the stranger then shows up dead and the police think Timberlake stole the years. He is forced to go on the run in the weird rich New Greenwich Village. Got all that? Good, because this film certainly promises to be a “thinking man’s thriller”. With a tone reminiscent of such sci-fi films as David Cronenberg’s Existenz and Niccol’s own Gattaca, this movie looks positively brilliant. Check out the trailer…

 

6. Avatar: The Legend of Korra – trailer

Nickelodeon revealed the first trailer for the up and coming follow up to animated series Avatar: The Last Airbender. And no, this doesn’t have anything to do with James Cameron’s phenomenally popular sci-fi movie. The original series saw a world filled with warriors known as “benders” who could “bend” the elements of fire, earth, air and water to fight opponents. It centered on a young boy named Aang, who was revealed to be a legendary Avatar; a warrior who could control all four elements. This new series is to be set 70 years after the original and centers on Korra, a young warrior who has mastered four of the elements (water, earth and fire) and seeks out Aang’s son, Tenzin, to learn the fourth (air). As with the first series, this new one looks to feature some truly stunning animation and brilliant fight scenes. Check out the trailer…

 

7. Marvel’s The Avengers – teaser trailer

And last but not least, there was the much awaited teaser trailer for Joss Whedon’s and Marvel’s comic book epic The Avengers. The film has been forever teased since the release of Iron Man, and next year it will finally be up on us. It fuses the most popular of Marvel’s superheros, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor and Incredible Hulk together in one massive movie. And did I mention it’s being written and directed by uber-geek Joss Whedon? Fans at this year’s Comic Con were treated to a teaser trailer showing off completely new footage including an awesome shot of Jeremy Renner as Hawkeye and Scarlett Johannsen looking as sexy as ever as Black Widow. Now, as most of you are probably aware, this exact same teaser has also been tacked on the end of the Captain America movie, and as such, the only available version on the internet is rather poor in quality, but for now we will have to make do (plus you get to hear all the Marvel fanboys jizzing in the background, which is just hilarious). Check it out…

 

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Posted by: themoviecheese | June 28, 2011

The Truth About 3D

Most people who know me already know just how I feel about 3D. It’s not that I hate it as such, I do in fact enjoy it in some mediums. But the current form of 3D does cause me some major problems. We are all being fed lies by various entertainment companies on the “revolution” that is 3D, so today it is my job to reveal these lies, so more people aren’t sucked in:-

1. 3D is NOT instantly accessible.

Unlike other forms of video (colour, black & white), the illusion of 3D isn’t something that is instantly accessible by the vast majority of the human race. There are various reasons for this, but the main one comes down to the way 3D works. A 3D film or television program or game sends two separate images and light signals to each eye. Which means certain images and lights are blocked out from a specific eye. This is what gives the picture depth, and thus the illusion of 3D. The problem here is that if you suffer from any one of the mild or serious eye defects out there, you aren’t going to see any third dimension at all. The most common symptoms that affect this are keratoconus or “lazy-eye” syndrome. These are biological defects with absolutely no way around them. In fact, it is thought that around 20% of British people alone can’t see 3D signals at all. And that’s just Britain. 3D is a manipulation of the eyes, this is the reason anybody with an eye defect may as well be watching a brick wall. Hell, my own brother can’t see 3D due to an eye defect. Also, one of my best mates can’t either, and to our knowledge he doesn’t even have an eye defect.

2. It’s all one massive money scam.

Have you been to a 3D movie recently? How much did you have to pay…£5? £7.50? How about a clean £10? Yeah, that’s right. A 3D movie caused the price of the ticket to increase. Some say this is down to the glasses themselves, but the problem with that theory is that if you take your own 3D glasses, you STILL have to pay that extra whack. Myself, I believe it is down to the amount of money that goes into making these films, but there in lies my other problem….

3. 3D films AREN’T as expensive as you think.

It’s true. 3D isn’t as expensive as the movie industry would have you believe. First of all, it comes down to how the film is shot. Out of all the big budget live-action 3D films released of of late, James Cameron’s Avatar is the only one to have been actually filmed in 3D with 3D cameras. The rest are post-produced during the editing process. This creates what many film critics refer to as “Retro-fitted 3D”. Now, don’t get me wrong, adding the 3D in post-production is also costly. At the end of the day, you need specific software to create two seperate film images to give an illusion that originally was never there. That’s not easy. But it isn’t even a fraction of the cost that it takes to actually shoot a film in 3D. This is where my gripe lies: if the reason that the cinema tickets are so expensive is down to the cost of the film itself, then that is total fucking bullshit considering the films aren’t even shot in 3D, which means the films aren’t that much more expensive. The most annoying thing about this is how fucking pretentious some film makers are being about 3D. Michael Bay recently joined James Cameron to explain to people just “How totally awesome and sweet filming in 3D is” – and yet his up and coming Transformers: Dark of the Moon HASN’T BEEN FILMED IN 3D. Michael Bay, you are a tosser.

4. It’s all just an anti-piracy scheme.

I’ve had this theory for quite a while now. We are constantly being told by countless film companies and film makers that “3D is the future” – The truth – which should be evident to anybody with even half a brain – is that 3D is the past. 3D has come and gone countless times, resurfacing in the mid-90s with the spaghetti western Comin’ At Ya. The only reason that it has resurfaced in such an astounding boom is that film producers (i.e. the people with the money and not the vision) have realized that it is next to impossible to pirate a 3D film. This is the reason why a lot of “3D” films now a days are only shown in that format, giving the audience no 2D option. And even if they do get a 2D option, the cinemas bump that showing down to the lower, smaller screens (as I found with my 2D showing of Green Lantern last week – even though it was opening week for a summer blockbuster, because it was in 2D {and there was a 3D option} they bumped it down to a screen no larger than a digestive biscuit, while moving the 3D version up to a screen the size of the fucking moon). Basically, being a cinema-goer you pay extra for something that you should be getting anyway. Anyway, back to “anti-piracy” – You all know that I am thoroughly against piracy, but 3D is being used as a weapon…an excuse, as a way to fight piracy. It’s pathetic. Big Hollywood studios want you to “believe in 3D” because they want to fill their bank accounts. It has absolutely NOTHING to do with “The future of film”, only “The future of film finance”.

5. It seems 3D is already starting to DIE.

Contrary to what many film studios would have you believe, it seems that the end of the current iteration of 3D is slowly upon us. It may seem like I’m talking potty, considering this year sees the release of around 20 3D films alone, but allow me to explain…

…Over the last few months there have been very soft 3D openings for Thor, Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, and Kung Fu Panda 2A lot more people saw those movies in 2D than those who saw it in 3D. Now, when you’ve got child-friendly fare like Pirates of the Caribbean and Kung Fu Panda not coming up big in the 3D department…you’re in trouble. You may remember a little animated film from a while ago called Despicable Me – more people saw that in 2D as well. Then there was the case of the movie Mars Needs Moms, which took a real kicking at the Box Office. Mars Needs Moms was one of those films that was released ONLY in 3D, which means audiences weren’t given an option – they were FORCED to pay that extra money. That led critics to believe that Mars Needs Moms failure was actually audiences (even children!) rebelling against the sheer tyranny of 3D!

And now, Hollywood is completely in crisis! In the last few months, stocks of RealD (the company behind cinematic 3D), Dreamworks and Disney have plummeted (by something between 10-15%) because their just not making back the money that it takes to make their 3D films.

What we have now is a summer of something like 10 3D releases, of which the tent poles are Green Lantern, Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part Two, and Transformers: Dark of the Moon. These are the films that have to save 3D. Green Lantern is pretty much off the list for various reasons – A) It’s taking quite a huge critic lashing (despite the fact that I personally LOVED it), B) Once again it is Retro-fitted 3D, C) It’s barely going to make back it’s mammoth $200 million budget, and D) I know that once again a LOT more people went to see it in 2D rather than 3D. Harry Potter as we know is also a Retro-fit, it is shot in 2D (in fact, NONE of the visionaries involved even wanted it to be in 3D). Then, you have Transformers – a film by Michael Bay. When they started shooting 3D, initial reports were that the 3D was so bad that they were contemplating scrapping it all together.

Meanwhile, what we have ahead of us is JJ Abrams directing the sequel to his fantastic Star Trek reboot from 2009, which he says “He has no plans for it to be in 3D” – granted this could change from the producers’ perspective, but for now it seems Star Trek 2 is safe from the claws of 3D. Of course, we also know that Christopher Nolan (The Dark Knight, Inception) is making the new Batman film The Dark Knight Rises – in 2D. Because as his FANTASTIC cinematographer Wally Pfister once said “3D is a fad, and I don’t want it in any of my films”.

It isn’t just films and cinema either…3D televisions have also failed to meet finance expectations despite countless manufacturers telling us they are “the future”. Also, outside of Japan Nintendo’s new 3DS isn’t really tempting gamers outside of buying it just for the chance to replay Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

Sure, there are people out there who have bought into the 3D gimmick like a fat kid buying into a giant cake, but they are currently a very small minority in the world of tech-heads, and it is very unlikely that they will ever grow into anything that resembles a “majority”.

Thanks for reading. Comments below as always…

Posted by: themoviecheese | June 7, 2011

“Human Centipede II” Banned by the BBFC

Yesterday, it was revealed that the British Board of Film Classification had denied Tom Six’s sequel Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) certification for release in this country.

Apparently, their reasoning for this is “The explicit presentation of the central character’s obsessive sexually violent fantasies is in breach of Classification Guidelines and poses a real, as opposed to a fanciful, risk that harm is likely to be caused to potential viewers.”

I call some serious fucking bullshit. Now, most of you know how I feel about the BBFC, it’s no secret. On one hand, they do possibly one of the hardest jobs in the entire film industry. But the question here is: do they do it right? No, they do not.

The main reason Human Centipede II has been banned is down to two scenes. Now, I don’t believe in spoiling movies over the internet (although the BBFC clearly don’t seem too bothered about doing just that), so I’ll refrain from explaining the scenes in great detail, but suffice to say one of them involves a sheet of sand paper and masturbation. Yeah, okay, that’s kinda crazy. But does it merit a full on ban on the whole movie? No it fucking doesn’t. Why, I hear you ask? Well, let’s think of some of the films that have recently passed by the BBFC for a fully uncut release on DVD:

(Warning: If you are of a nervous disposition, do NOT read any further)

1. Salo, or the 120 Days of Sodom

Salo is one of the most disgusting films I have ever had the displeasure of viewing. It’s a terrible monotonous piece of satirical trash about a group of facists who round up 9 teenage boys and girls and subject them to 120 days of incredibly rough torture and sexual violence. It features full on nudity from teenagers of around 14 years old, and is purely there to shock the audience, and not in an artistic or impressive sense like August Underground or Serbian Film. It also features the teenage characters eating feces (not suggested like in  the first Human Centipede, it is shown full on). And it features a young girl being pissed on, a young boy having his penis burnt off etc etc. The fact that the BBFC simply slapped this film with an “18” and passed it fully uncut and even released it on fucking Blu-ray is a CLEAR indication of what is so fucking wrong with the BBFC.

2. A Serbian Film

Quite a few of you have probably heard of this already. It was released to UK DVD some time earlier this year. Again, fully uncut. It features young children watching porn, full on rape, constant references to the most sexually explicit acts known to man including beastiality and pedophilia, a new-born baby being raped (off screen), real fellatio and possibly real sex, a man sticks his erect penis in another man’s eye to kill him etc etc etc….Yeah, apparently all of that is perfectly fine to release uncut, but a scene of a man merely masturbating with a small sheet of sand paper is completely out of the question.

3. Caligula

Protip: The one on the right is Helen Mirren. Those are her boobs. You're welcome.

Caligula is quite possibly the most sexually explicit film (that isn’t porn) of all time. It features everything from real sexual intercourse, anal fisting, actual ejaculation, real fellatio, real cunnilingus, you name a sex act and chances are it’s in here. Not bad for a film made in 1979 and one that stars the likes of Malcolm McDowell, Peter O’Toole and Helen fucking Mirren. The film was re-released on DVD last year in a collector’s edition which housed five different versions of the film. The film was directed by Bob Guccione – possibly the most fucking insane film director of all time. It’s a really peculiar film and I remember when I first watched it I hated it…but now I do have somewhat of a slight respect for it. Basically I just think Bob Guccione is one funny motherfucker. Seriously, just check out the Triva for the film on IMDB. Hilarious.

The list goes on but you get the general idea here. Against these films that have passed completely uncut and with no problems by the BBFC, I fail to see how Human Centipede II could possibly be any worse. The first film didn’t even bother me in the slightest, in fact I spent it’s entire duration pissing myself laughing.

The BBFC have some serious problems here. I don’t condone censorship in any fashion, especially when a film is just completely banned outright. We’re supposed to be living in a country of freedom, people should be allowed to make up their own minds about what they want to see. There are a lot of British people who loved the first film and will definitely want to see it’s sequel.

The BBFC are just taking the films far too seriously. Whereas a film like Serbian Film is very gritty and based somewhat in reality, a film like Human Centipede is clearly extremely tongue-in-cheek.

Now, just today Tom Six (Human Centipede’s director/writer) has spoken out against the BBFC. Here’s what he had to say:

“Thank you BBFC for putting spoilers of my movie on your website and thank you for banning my film in this exceptional way. Apparently I made an horrific horror-film, but shouldn’t a good horror film be horrific?
My dear people it is a fucking MOVIE. It is all fictional. Not real. It is all make-belief. It is art. Give people their own choice to watch it or not. 
If people can’t handle or don’t like my movies they just don’t watch them. If people like my movies they have to be able to see it any time, anywhere, also in the UK.”

Good fucking on you Tom Six. It’s about time somebody really spoke out against the discrepancies of the BBFC. And for th record…I’ll be importing you’re movie no fucking matter what the BBFC says. Fuckers.

Posted by: themoviecheese | May 22, 2011

Loads of awesome movie updates!

1. Trailer for Adrian Paul’s “Eyeborgs”

Here’s a bizarre one. The first trailer has landed for Adrian Paul’s (you may remember him as Duncan McLeod from the Highlander TV series) new sci-fi film Eyeborgs. The trailer is incredibly strange so bare with me on this one…the story revolves around a terrorist attack that forces the US government to bring in the ODIN system: a system that sees the creation of little camera/robot devices that see everything that everybody does (think George Orwell’s 1984). People soon come to realise that these little robots can do more than first meets the eye (excuse the bleek Transformers reference), in fact if the little buggers witness a crime they are authorized to take any action necessary to stop it. Anywho, check out the trailer: –

Yeah…it certainly looks unique. You may have noticed the film also stars cult favorite Danny Trejo (of Machete, Desperado and almost every other Mexican action movie ever made), so that gives it slight plus points. Either way, the film is heading straight to DVD in the UK on 20th June 2011.

2. Trailer for new Korean horror movie “White”

Sooo, the world of Asian horror. Shall we look at the curses we’ve had? There’ve been a cursed video tape (Ringu), a cursed phone (Umm, Phone), a cursed house/family/diary (the Ju-On/Grudge series), a cursed website (Kairo), a cursed answer phone message (One Missed Call), a cursed eye transplant (The Eye), the list goes on. So, what curse has writing/directing duo Kim Gok and Kim Sun thought up now?…a song. That’s right. Either way, check out the admittedly interesting trailer…

3. Jet Li is officially the biggest liar in Chinese history (because there is a poster for his new film) 

Some of you may remember back in 2006 when Jet Li was promoting his martial arts epic Fearless, he clearly said it would be his “last wuxia movie). Wuxia is a Chinese term to describe epic martial arts stories told in pop culture and media (whether it be novels, films or theater). Then, shortly after saying that statement, he made a martial arts epic by the name of The Warlords which also starred Takeshi Kaneshiro and Andy “the un-aging one” Lau. Then, another year after that he made The Forbidden Kingdom, a US-made martial arts epic with eastern twists, also starring Jackie Chan and Collin Chou.

Well it looks as if Jet Li is once again a “wuxia” film, the very thing he clearly stated he had retired from. The film is titled The Flying Sword of Dragon Gate and is an update/remake the 1966 film Dragon Gate Inn. The story was recently also updated by Donnie Yen as Dragon Tiger Gate. Either way, you can check out the poster for Jet “I’m a big fat liar” Li’s new film below: –

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4. Warner Bros. finally release a picture of Bane from Chris Nolan’s The Dark Knight Rises

The first image of Tom Hardy as villain Bane has finally been released by Christopher Nolan and Warner Brothers. Check it out…

Click to enlarge *giggity*

Well it looks like Nolan has had no trouble placing Bane into his “real world” Batman setting. I always knew Hardy would look fucking awesome as Bane, you only have to watch his movie Bronson for evidence of that.

Also, the viral campaign has kicked off for the film, as the website has finally gone full swing. If you head to thedarkknightrises.com all you’ll hear is a weird noise of what sounds like an audience chanting at something like an organized fight. Makes sense, it could be set to Bane pulverizing someone into next week.

Also (Batman news overload here), it’s been revealed by comicbookmovie.com that ther first offical teaser trailer for the film will feature in front of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II which is set to hit cinemas on the 15th of July 2011.

5. A third amazing trailer for Green Lantern

Wow, Warner Brothers really are pushing the marketing for this movie now. Yahoo movies have recently released a third theatrical trailer for the film to be shown in front of 3D movies like Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II. The trailer features narration from Geoffrey Rush (voicing Tomar-Re) who explains the back-story of the Green Lantern Corps. and the Guardians of the Universe, as well as the film’s villain Parallax. This is the perfect trailer for anybody who is interested in the movie but not well versed in Green Lantern mythology. Anywho, check it out below…

6. Remake of Brian De Palma’s “Carrie” is in the works

Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa, one of the writers of criminally successful TV series Glee, has been hired to write a remake of Brian De Palma’s 1970s cult horror film Carrie. Deadline.com is reporting that the film will be a closer adaption of Stephen King’s original novel. But then, all film makers say that so as to push off the onslaught of remake-haters. One thing’s for sure, if they fuck this remake up, there’ll be a bloodbath to fight the original film’s infamous climax.

And that’s all for now. Well, that’s all significance-wise anyway. Cant really be arsed to write anymore. Till the next load of news hits my eyes! 😀

Sources: 24framespersecond.net, totalfilm.co.uk, wikipedia.org, youtube.com, comicbookmovie.com, deadline.com

Posted by: themoviecheese | May 10, 2011

New Theatrical Trailer for Hugh Jackman’s “Real Steel”

A new full-length theatrical trailer for Hugh Jackman’s robot boxing movie Real Steel.

The film is set in the future where robot boxing is a new popular sport. The story centers on a struggling promoter (Hugh Jackman) who believes he’s found a winner in a discarded robot from a scrap yard. Meanwhile, he also finds out he has an 11-year old son who’s wanting to find his father. Check out the trailer…

Yeah, it looks alright. I was actually quite excited for it…until I noticed that it’s directed by the guy who brought us the Night At The Museum movies. Still, suppose we can’t really hold that against him. After all, he also directed Cheaper By The Dozen, Just Married & Date Night. Yeah, okay, maybe we can hold it against him.

The robot scraps look okay I suppose, but it does just look like “Transformers In A Ring”. Either way, the film is released on 7th of October 2011, and hell, at least it’s not in fucking 3D.

Posted by: themoviecheese | May 4, 2011

New Amazing “Green Lantern” Trailer!!

You’ll have to excuse me because I may now be dying. I’m physically out of breath after this awesome new Green Lantern trailer. They said they would deliver after the admittedly lackluster first trailer…they definitely delivered with the wonder-con footage from last month, and now they’ve finally revealed the official new theatrical trailer. It’s a fucking beast, and there’s a LOT of new footage, including some interesting little spoilers for the people who are well-versed in Green Lantern lore. We finally get to hear what Michael Clarke Duncan (of Green Mile fame) sounds as giant green lantern Kilowog, and suffice to say he sounds perfect. We also get a few more lines from Mark Strong’s Sinestro and Peter Saarsgard’s Hector.

It looks like DC are finally set to enter the standard set by such Marvel movies as Iron Man and Spider-man 2. Admittedly though, if you look over Marvel’s most recent films: Iron Man 2 & X-Men Origins: Wolverine – well, they’ve been pretty shit. I’ll admit that both Captain America and X-Men: First Class look awesome, but so far their Thor movie just looks like yet another extended trailer for Joss Whedon’s The Avengers. Here’s hoping I can be proven wrong, but thus far, Green Lantern genuinely does look like the comic book movie to take center stage this year. Anywho, check out the fucking epic new trailer:-

Green Lantern is released on 17th June in both 2D and 3D cinemas. Directed by Martin Campbell, it stars Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan, Mark Strong as Sinestro, Blake Lively as Carol Ferris, Peter Sarsgaard as Hector Hammond, Temuera Morrison as Abin Sur, Geoffrey Rush as Tomar Re, Michael Clarke Duncan as Kilowog, and Tim Robbins as Senator Hammond.

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